january:
- i rang in the new year clutching a toilet in TULSA, OK while visiting my best friend's (now)ex-girlfriend. happy new year jeff, from you irritable bowl syndrome ridden stomach/colon.
[caption id="attachment_158" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="seen dancing at a piano bar in chacos."][/caption]
- i double-handedly managed to gain 15lbs over winter break from bathing in boulevard wheat.
february:
- happy 21st birthday to me!
- fly to ARIZONA visit my brother & his fiance. celebrations!
- 5 days later, i got food poisoning from subway.
- 1 day later, i awoke in the middle of my slumber on a cold winter night, crawled into the bathroom, and said my prayers to the porcelain gods. next, i stumbled into patrick's room & gave my plea for my concerned stomach. "go away," patrick scowled from the room. i retreat to my bed, pass out, & drive myself to the hospital. 8 hours later, i have my appendix removed.
[caption id="attachment_157" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="guilty: i still wear/own a pair of hollister clothing. just one."]

march:
- by god's grace, i packed my fanny pack, gardening hat, and frisbee to venture on down to HARMONS, JAMAICA for spring break with some college friends.


april:
- the world's worst show came to columbia, missouri & set up this masterpiece of carnival.
[caption id="attachment_162" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="cheers, jeers, awkward, hooray, elated, irked, & baffled."]

may:
- once the semester ended with a bang, patrick & i set sail for a road trip.


A: leave KANSAS CITY, MO
B: DAYTON, OH - stay with Matt, patrick's friend from L'Abri, played Scrabble, drank beer, et al.
C: COLUMBUS, OH - stay with Dave, a friend from Young Life Work Crew I met 5 years ago. Dave ran us into the ground with dirty Margaritas, fanny pack+mustache dance parties, hipster bikes, and late night hookah sessions into the morning. + Thurmans Cafe

D: MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, PA we decided to experience the "great outdoors" in the smoky mountains. pft. worst night ever.
E: NEW HAVEN, CT - YALE. the journey to Yale, to visit our prestigious pop-locking-dropping friend bryan.
[caption id="attachment_166" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="yalies playing beer pong on campus post senior festivities"]


Bonus Jonas: trekked to the beautiful town, (seriously) of AMHERST, MA to visit the birthplace of emily dickinson. thrifting ensued, tours of the home were crashed, amherst brewing company was seized.

june:
- definitely didn't do summer school.
- ventured to st. louis for an incredible wedding. ben & amys!

i don't know what pft means, but this makes me love you. and we are going to steal your idea...
ReplyDeleteI have no idea who you are, but I stumbled upon this today. I think I attended that same "Circus" in Columbia MO a few years ago. No joke, the juggling clown caught his shirt sleeve on fire. If memory serves, it cost us like $20 to get in, and that was with a coupon from HyVee.
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